When we're kids, we wanna grow up. When we're grown up, we wanna be kids.
When we're happy, we (so easily) find excuses to be sad. When we're sad we find excuses to be happy.
When we're alone, we wanna be with people. When we're with people, we wanna be alone.

When we're home, we wanna go out. When we're out, we wanna go home.

When we're away, we miss each other. When we're together, we can't stand each other.
When we're living we wanna die. When we're dying we wanna live.

We, ladies and gentlemen, are Human Beings.